Editing Li'l Cactus's Diary

'''Li'l Cactus's Diary''' is an in-game book in ''[[Sword of Mana (game)|Sword of Mana]]''.

==Story==
As our heroes venture into [[Vinquette Vicinity]], they meet [[Niccolo]] who pressure them about buying the [[Hot House]] seed for 50 Lucre. After making its purchase, they can immediately plant it in a pot a couple feet away to reveal a giant cactus house. In the lobby, they meet [[Li'l Cactus]] which they have to option to interact with. If the player decide to tell their story once, Li'l Cactus will take the initiative to write in its diary for every significant event should the player return the Hot House. There is no reward for completing the diary.

==Entries==
''Note : The first 17 Diary Entries can be acquired by playing through the story normally.''

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|+ Condition : Meet with [[Sumo]] or [[Fuji]] for the first time.
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|style="text-align:center"| 01 ||style="text-align:center"| A Meeting ||style="text-align:left"| The Chief met a friend from long ago.<br>Their relationship's always rough.<br>With all of their babbling<br>And two-fisted squabbling<br>You'd think they'd get married 'n stuff.
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|+ Condition : After defeating [[Count Lee]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 02 ||style="text-align:center"| Vinquette Hall ||style="text-align:left"|  At the vampire's hall,<br>Mana Girls and Mavole<br>Are stuffed into coffins alive!<br> It looks like they're sleeping,<br>What dreams are they keeeping?<br>When it's so hot and stuff inside?
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|+ Condition : After falling from the [[Airship (Sword of Mana)|Airship]]. (Hero only)
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|style="text-align:center"| 06 ||style="text-align:center"| Fight at the Airship ||style="text-align:left"|  Cuties getting bished and bashed<br>By bad guys using magic?<br>It makes my prickers stand on end<br>When hearing news so tragic.
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|+ Condition : After falling from the [[Airship (Sword of Mana)|Airship]]. (Heroine only)
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|style="text-align:center"| 06 ||style="text-align:center"| End of the Airship ||style="text-align:left"| Airship troubles? Problem solved!<br>Such havoc when the Chief's involved.<br>Brought down the ship without a sweat!<br>You think Dark Lord's angry yet?
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|+ Condition : Speak with the Maids at [[Devius Manor]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 07 ||style="text-align:center"| Devius Manor ||style="text-align:left"| The Devius Maids, from what I learned,<br>From Mavolius they've all been spurned.<br>Fall for one, and you get burned!<br>Unless you like their pointy ears<br>And glazed eyes that let them see-rs.
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|+ Condition :  After defeating [[Medusa (Sword of Mana)|Medusa]]. (Hero only)<br>After reaching the Altar of Time. (Heroine only)
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|style="text-align:center"| 08 ||style="text-align:center"| Bye to Amanda ||style="text-align:left"|  I turned my face up to the skies<br>While clouds brought forth the rain.<br>Tears for Amanda filled my eyes<br>One day, we'll meet again.
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|+ Condition : After defeating [[Mindflare]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 09 ||style="text-align:center"| Devius Falls ||style="text-align:left"| Rang bells and took a tower hike<br>Then took out squidface proper-like.<br>So why's the Chief so dang depressed?<br>We can't do better than our best.
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|+ Condition : After defeating [[Dark Lord]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 10 ||style="text-align:center"| Dark Lord Falls ||style="text-align:left"| Chief took out that Dark Lord fella<br>But hasn't felt the least bit swell-a.<br>I wonder if the guy meant well-a?<br>(He shoulda married Isabella.)
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|+ Condition : After defeating [[Malyris]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 11 ||style="text-align:center"| Malyris, Blood Rain ||style="text-align:left"| We stomped a boss, and then the rain<br>Defrosted everyone again.<br>But fight a boss? Me, I suppose<br>A cup of soup'da warmed their toes.
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|+ Condition : After defeating [[Efflite]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 12 ||style="text-align:center"| Dingy Sword ||style="text-align:left"| Chief got a sword from underground<br>Where many years it settled--<br>But the rusty junker that was found<br>Ain't more than old scrap metal.
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|+ Condition : After using the [[Glass Desert · Armory|Glass Desert Armory]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 13 ||style="text-align:center"| Glass Desert ||style="text-align:left"| I wonder if the Glass Desert<br>Has got some cute cacti?<br>The type that's cute and prickly<br>Do surely catch my eye.
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|+ Condition : After meeting with [[Goremand]] at the [[Ruined Passage]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 14 ||style="text-align:center"| Goremand ||style="text-align:left"| Wow! Could you eat a juicy soul<br>From something that you kilt?<br>If I myself snacked on a soul<br>I reckon I would wilt.
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|+ Condition : After defeating [[Boison Vine]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 15 ||style="text-align:center"| Pesty Plant ||style="text-align:left"| Haggar!<br>Haaaaggggaaaarrrr!<br>HAAAAGGGGAAAARRRR!<br>HAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!<br>Haggrrrrr...
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|+ Condition : After defeating [[Golem (Sword of Mana)|Golem]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 16 ||style="text-align:center"| Warbot ||style="text-align:left"| Though from a regime most tyrannical,<br>New friend Marshall is so puritanical.<br>He squeaks when he walks,<br>AND IS LOUD WHEN HE TALKS.<br>Such fun is an ally mechanical.
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|+ Condition : After defeating [[Demagon]].
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|style="text-align:center"| 17 ||style="text-align:center"| Mana Sanctuary ||style="text-align:left"| How could a red dragon get so tall<br>Squeeze through a gate so very small?<br>Well, maybe, just maybe,<br>He entered a baby<br>And had a growth spurt after all?
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|style="text-align:center"| 18 ||style="text-align:center"| [[General Store Ads]] ||style="text-align:left"| I so thought this Quest was a bore,<br>Chief passing out ads for the store.<br>Though everyone seed'em<br>Nobody would read'em,<br>And all was the same as before.
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|style="text-align:center"| 19 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Shiny Knight]] ||style="text-align:left"| We helped out some guy in a pinch,<br>And snagged him some goodies--a cinch.<br>But I'm guessin' the lesson we need:<br>Was he conned or a true friend indeed?
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|style="text-align:center"| 20 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Praying]] ||style="text-align:left"| If every sunset you manage to pray,<br>Forces above'll assist you someday.<br>With the Goddess, I ain't got a beef,<br>And I'll even stop teasing the Chief.
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|style="text-align:center"| 21 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Silver Knife]] ||style="text-align:left"| I've notice how dwarves<br>Consist mainly of beards.<br>Do you think if you shaved one,<br>He'd just disappear?
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|style="text-align:center"| 22 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Detective Story]] ||style="text-align:left"| I've notice how dwarves<br>With pendant in hand.<br>All returned to the town.<br>Thank Godess the Chief<br>Wouldn't say what went down.
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|style="text-align:center"| 23 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Soldier's Orders]] ||style="text-align:left"| Got close to a shifty-eyed guy,<br>And found inside him an ally.<br>But for all the suffering and pain,<br>We fell far short of fiscal gain.
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|style="text-align:center"| 24 ||style="text-align:center"| [[The Point of Church]] ||style="text-align:left"| I think I shall never partake<br>Something as good as church poundcake.<br>And don't forget some cupcakes too,<br>The prayerful kind they make for you!
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|style="text-align:center"| 25 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Mavole Blood]] ||style="text-align:left"| Some weirdo asked if we would fetch<br>The stomach of a bat.<br>I don't think I'll even ask<br>The use he has for that.
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|style="text-align:center"| 26 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Where is Dad?]] ||style="text-align:left"| I'll feast upon barbecued newt<br>Until the day I die.<br>Whene'er Dad gets it on his face,<br>I laugh until I cry.
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|style="text-align:center"| 27 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Goddess Gracious]] ||style="text-align:left"| A spirit was here all the time<br>And yet I never knew it!<br>Just like when Grandma sees a fact<br>She tends to see right through it!
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|style="text-align:center"| 28 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Meteorite Mania]] ||style="text-align:left"| For some junk the Chief did trade<br>A meteor that was slick!<br>I hate to say it, but Chief got<br>The short end of the stick!
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|style="text-align:center"| 29 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Shiny Knight II]] ||style="text-align:left"| We helped that glittering guy again,<br>But me? I'm getting furious!<br>We're not some silly errand boys<br>With a delivery serv-ious!
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|style="text-align:center"| 30 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Black Masks]] ||style="text-align:left"| Really! Is it too much to ask<br>For a gander at Dudbears' black masks?<br>But their odor is so dang atrocious;<br>Like garlic breath with halitosis.
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|style="text-align:center"| 31 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Eight Coins]] ||style="text-align:left"| Returned eight coins and then received<br>Mass brownie points galore!<br>But then again, the Sword of Mana?<br>Ain't that what we're here for?
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|style="text-align:center"| 32 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Chatty Guy]] ||style="text-align:left"| Got stuck with some old chatty guy<br>Who rambles on for years.<br>But such a fate is remedied<br>By tissue in the ears!
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|style="text-align:center"| 33 ||style="text-align:center"| [[More Shiny Knight]] ||style="text-align:left"| That glittering guy has got my goat;<br>All I can do is stare at him!<br>He takes advantage of our boss,<br>'Cause Chief's a Good Samaritan!
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|style="text-align:center"| 34 ||style="text-align:center"| [[A Package]] ||style="text-align:left"| To someone's grandkid (or Mavole?),<br>Chief delivered a rhinoloupe.<br>I got a funny feeling, then,<br>But now I'm fine, I'll cope.
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|style="text-align:center"| 35 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Resistance (quest)|Resistance]] ||style="text-align:left"| The Chief's so kind as to provide<br>A good bit of assistance<br>To folks who oppose foul Dark Lord<br>and formed a small resistance.
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|style="text-align:center"| 36 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Making Collections]] ||style="text-align:left"| Chief's been running around the town<br>Collecting loads of cash.<br>It sounds like mafia work to me--<br>But I would keep the stash!
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|style="text-align:center"| 37 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Endless Walkway]] ||style="text-align:left"| Chief's been running around the town<br>Collecting loads of cash.<br>It sounds like mafia work to me--<br>But I would keep the stash!
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|style="text-align:center"| 38 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Last Shiny Knight?]] ||style="text-align:left"| The glittering nut! That's it, enough!<br>I've had it with this clown!<br>With all that glittering junk he wears<br>He gleam for miles around!
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|style="text-align:center"| 39 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Blacksmith's Order]] ||style="text-align:left"| A hefty stash of fruit we gave<br>Unto the blacksmith's shop.<br>Else at the mansion, that guy'd get<br>A boot in his buttock.
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|style="text-align:center"| 40 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Merchant of Darkness]] ||style="text-align:left"| Pulled off some dangerous business<br>and the Chief was never yeller.<br>I think, perhaps, compared to me,<br>The Chief's a badder fella.
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|style="text-align:center"| 41 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Seven Wisdoms (Sword of Mana)|Seven Wisdoms]] ||style="text-align:left"| Seven Wisdoms... Seven Wisdoms?<br>I've heard that name before<br>I thought that there were only six<br>But now they've added more?
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|style="text-align:center"| 42 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Moondrop (quest)|Moondrop]] ||style="text-align:left"| Chief said they found a moondrop<br>And we'll make a ton of lucre<br>I'm starting to get worried<br>That this may be just a fluke-ra.
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|style="text-align:center"| 43 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Moondrop (quest)|Moondrop]] ||style="text-align:left"| I know what'cher thinkin' now:<br>"It's only bad at first."<br>I hate to break it to you pal:<br>From here, it's only worse.
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|style="text-align:center"| 44 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Medicine Stuff]] ||style="text-align:left"| Bubu worm is a close friend of mine,<br>All a-weaving and bobbing and sewing.<br>But pull him too hard... he'll untwine!<br>I'm so happy that Bubu I'm knowing!
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|style="text-align:center"| 45 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Price of Dudbears]] ||style="text-align:left"| Huge group of Dudbears<br>Good lord, there are so many!<br>When will it all end!?
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|style="text-align:center"| 46 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Poor Old Guy]] ||style="text-align:left"| Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned<br>Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned<br>Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned<br>Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned<br>Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned
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|style="text-align:center"| 47 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Finders Keepers]] ||style="text-align:left"| Chief found this spirit in a rock!<br>Discoveries are swell!<br>(And if you find it, could you return<br>My pill bug's outer shell?)
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|style="text-align:center"| 48 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Icy Sorcerer]] ||style="text-align:left"| The icefield has a nasty chill!<br>I'm sniffles, snorts, and sneezes.<br>I reckon on the coldest day<br>The wind itself can freezes!
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|style="text-align:center"| 49 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Spirit Rescue]] ||style="text-align:left"| Dark Dudbears to Mavolia?<br>But then I could be wrong.<br>If you want to know more<br>Next time I'll tag along!
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|style="text-align:center"| 50 ||style="text-align:center"| [[Achy Shaky Heart]] ||style="text-align:left"| Divine protection's quite a gift!<br>Though of this I've been leery,<br>A Goddess watches over us?<br>Hey, Goddess, can you hear me?
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