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Li'l Cactus's Diary

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Li'l Cactus's Diary is an in-game book in Sword of Mana.

Story[edit]

As our heroes venture into Vinquette Vicinity, they meet Niccolo who pressure them about buying the Hot House seed for 50 Lucre. After making its purchase, they can immediately plant it in a pot a couple feet away to reveal a giant cactus house. In the lobby, they meet Li'l Cactus which they have to option to interact with. If the player decide to tell their story once, Li'l Cactus will take the initiative to write in its diary for every significant event should the player return the Hot House. There is no reward for completing the diary.

Entries[edit]

Note : The first 17 Diary Entries can be acquired by playing through the story normally.

Condition : Meet with Sumo or Fuji for the first time.
No Title Entry
01 A Meeting The Chief met a friend from long ago.
Their relationship's always rough.
With all of their babbling
And two-fisted squabbling
You'd think they'd get married 'n stuff.
Condition : After defeating Count Lee.
No Title Entry
02 Vinquette Hall At the vampire's hall,
Mana Girls and Mavole
Are stuffed into coffins alive!
It looks like they're sleeping,
What dreams are they keeeping?
When it's so hot and stuff inside?
Condition : After defeating Hydra.
No Title Entry
03 Fighting Hydra The Chief went out and found a mirror
Marked with the moon and all.
But carrying it around seems queerer
Than hangin' it on the wall!
Condition : After Heroine is kidnapped at Wendel.
No Title Entry
04 Heroine Kidnapped Dark Lord, that foul monstrosity,
Stormed the nave with dread
ferociy;
Took the girl--such animosity!
What's next? ...I'm at a lossity.
Condition : After defeating Ankheg's Servant. (Hero only)
No Title Entry
05 Rail Carts Rock! The Chief snagged upa rail cart
And got it quickly rollin'
Bumpety-bump-bump-bump!
Chief reckons changing tracks's a pain.
And gets your backside swollen.
Bumpety-bump-bump-bump!
Condition : After defeating the Guardian. (Heroine only)
No Title Entry
05 Fight at the Airship Cuties getting bished and bashed
By bad guys using magic?
It makes my prickers stand on end
When hearing news so tragic.
Condition : After falling from the Airship. (Hero only)
No Title Entry
06 Fight at the Airship Cuties getting bished and bashed
By bad guys using magic?
It makes my prickers stand on end
When hearing news so tragic.
Condition : After falling from the Airship. (Heroine only)
No Title Entry
06 End of the Airship Airship troubles? Problem solved!
Such havoc when the Chief's involved.
Brought down the ship without a sweat!
You think Dark Lord's angry yet?
Condition : Speak with the Maids at Devius Manor.
No Title Entry
07 Devius Manor The Devius Maids, from what I learned,
From Mavolius they've all been spurned.
Fall for one, and you get burned!
Unless you like their pointy ears
And glazed eyes that let them see-rs.
Condition : After defeating Medusa. (Hero only)
After reaching the Altar of Time. (Heroine only)
No Title Entry
08 Bye to Amanda I turned my face up to the skies
While clouds brought forth the rain.
Tears for Amanda filled my eyes
One day, we'll meet again.
Condition : After defeating Mindflare.
No Title Entry
09 Devius Falls Rang bells and took a tower hike
Then took out squidface proper-like.
So why's the Chief so dang depressed?
We can't do better than our best.
Condition : After defeating Dark Lord.
No Title Entry
10 Dark Lord Falls Chief took out that Dark Lord fella
But hasn't felt the least bit swell-a.
I wonder if the guy meant well-a?
(He shoulda married Isabella.)
Condition : After defeating Malyris.
No Title Entry
11 Malyris, Blood Rain We stomped a boss, and then the rain
Defrosted everyone again.
But fight a boss? Me, I suppose
A cup of soup'da warmed their toes.
Condition : After defeating Efflite.
No Title Entry
12 Dingy Sword Chief got a sword from underground
Where many years it settled--
But the rusty junker that was found
Ain't more than old scrap metal.
Condition : After using the Glass Desert Armory.
No Title Entry
13 Glass Desert I wonder if the Glass Desert
Has got some cute cacti?
The type that's cute and prickly
Do surely catch my eye.
Condition : After meeting with Goremand at the Ruined Passage.
No Title Entry
14 Goremand Wow! Could you eat a juicy soul
From something that you kilt?
If I myself snacked on a soul
I reckon I would wilt.
Condition : After defeating Boison Vine.
No Title Entry
15 Pesty Plant Haggar!
Haaaaggggaaaarrrr!
HAAAAGGGGAAAARRRR!
HAGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Haggrrrrr...
Condition : After defeating Golem.
No Title Entry
16 Warbot Though from a regime most tyrannical,
New friend Marshall is so puritanical.
He squeaks when he walks,
AND IS LOUD WHEN HE TALKS.
Such fun is an ally mechanical.
Condition : After defeating Demagon.
No Title Entry
17 Mana Sanctuary How could a red dragon get so tall
Squeeze through a gate so very small?
Well, maybe, just maybe,
He entered a baby
And had a growth spurt after all?
No Title Entry
18 General Store Ads I so thought this Quest was a bore,
Chief passing out ads for the store.
Though everyone seed'em
Nobody would read'em,
And all was the same as before.
No Title Entry
19 Shiny Knight We helped out some guy in a pinch,
And snagged him some goodies--a cinch.
But I'm guessin' the lesson we need:
Was he conned or a true friend indeed?
No Title Entry
20 Praying If every sunset you manage to pray,
Forces above'll assist you someday.
With the Goddess, I ain't got a beef,
And I'll even stop teasing the Chief.
No Title Entry
21 Silver Knife I've notice how dwarves
Consist mainly of beards.
Do you think if you shaved one,
He'd just disappear?
No Title Entry
22 Detective Story I've notice how dwarves
With pendant in hand.
All returned to the town.
Thank Godess the Chief
Wouldn't say what went down.
No Title Entry
23 Soldier's Orders Got close to a shifty-eyed guy,
And found inside him an ally.
But for all the suffering and pain,
We fell far short of fiscal gain.
No Title Entry
24 The Point of Church I think I shall never partake
Something as good as church poundcake.
And don't forget some cupcakes too,
The prayerful kind they make for you!
No Title Entry
25 Mavole Blood Some weirdo asked if we would fetch
The stomach of a bat.
I don't think I'll even ask
The use he has for that.
No Title Entry
26 Where is Dad? I'll feast upon barbecued newt
Until the day I die.
Whene'er Dad gets it on his face,
I laugh until I cry.
No Title Entry
27 Goddess Gracious A spirit was here all the time
And yet I never knew it!
Just like when Grandma sees a fact
She tends to see right through it!
No Title Entry
28 Meteorite Mania For some junk the Chief did trade
A meteor that was slick!
I hate to say it, but Chief got
The short end of the stick!
No Title Entry
29 Shiny Knight II We helped that glittering guy again,
But me? I'm getting furious!
We're not some silly errand boys
With a delivery serv-ious!
No Title Entry
30 Black Masks Really! Is it too much to ask
For a gander at Dudbears' black masks?
But their odor is so dang atrocious;
Like garlic breath with halitosis.
No Title Entry
31 Eight Coins Returned eight coins and then received
Mass brownie points galore!
But then again, the Sword of Mana?
Ain't that what we're here for?
No Title Entry
32 Chatty Guy Got stuck with some old chatty guy
Who rambles on for years.
But such a fate is remedied
By tissue in the ears!
No Title Entry
33 More Shiny Knight That glittering guy has got my goat;
All I can do is stare at him!
He takes advantage of our boss,
'Cause Chief's a Good Samaritan!
No Title Entry
34 A Package To someone's grandkid (or Mavole?),
Chief delivered a rhinoloupe.
I got a funny feeling, then,
But now I'm fine, I'll cope.
No Title Entry
35 Resistance The Chief's so kind as to provide
A good bit of assistance
To folks who oppose foul Dark Lord
and formed a small resistance.
No Title Entry
36 Making Collections Chief's been running around the town
Collecting loads of cash.
It sounds like mafia work to me--
But I would keep the stash!
No Title Entry
37 Endless Walkway Chief's been running around the town
Collecting loads of cash.
It sounds like mafia work to me--
But I would keep the stash!
No Title Entry
38 Last Shiny Knight? The glittering nut! That's it, enough!
I've had it with this clown!
With all that glittering junk he wears
He gleam for miles around!
No Title Entry
39 Blacksmith's Order A hefty stash of fruit we gave
Unto the blacksmith's shop.
Else at the mansion, that guy'd get
A boot in his buttock.
No Title Entry
40 Merchant of Darkness Pulled off some dangerous business
and the Chief was never yeller.
I think, perhaps, compared to me,
The Chief's a badder fella.
No Title Entry
41 Seven Wisdoms Seven Wisdoms... Seven Wisdoms?
I've heard that name before
I thought that there were only six
But now they've added more?
No Title Entry
42 Moondrop Chief said they found a moondrop
And we'll make a ton of lucre
I'm starting to get worried
That this may be just a fluke-ra.
No Title Entry
43 Moondrop I know what'cher thinkin' now:
"It's only bad at first."
I hate to break it to you pal:
From here, it's only worse.
No Title Entry
44 Medicine Stuff Bubu worm is a close friend of mine,
All a-weaving and bobbing and sewing.
But pull him too hard... he'll untwine!
I'm so happy that Bubu I'm knowing!
No Title Entry
45 Price of Dudbears Huge group of Dudbears
Good lord, there are so many!
When will it all end!?
No Title Entry
46 Poor Old Guy Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned
Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned
Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned
Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned
Abandoned Abandoned Abandoned
No Title Entry
47 Finders Keepers Chief found this spirit in a rock!
Discoveries are swell!
(And if you find it, could you return
My pill bug's outer shell?)
No Title Entry
48 Icy Sorcerer The icefield has a nasty chill!
I'm sniffles, snorts, and sneezes.
I reckon on the coldest day
The wind itself can freezes!
No Title Entry
49 Spirit Rescue Dark Dudbears to Mavolia?
But then I could be wrong.
If you want to know more
Next time I'll tag along!
No Title Entry
50 Achy Shaky Heart Divine protection's quite a gift!
Though of this I've been leery,
A Goddess watches over us?
Hey, Goddess, can you hear me?